Reviews
Netflix and Kill – HALLOWEEN EDITION
Happy October, spooky friends. With it being the last weekend in October, you're either in the spooky mood or you're trying to get there. I'm here to help, but there's an unfortuna...
Ouija: Origin Of Evil – Movie Review
Back in the hazy year 2014, Stiles White made his directorial debut with Ouija. Reviews were - to put it mildly - not kind. None the less, the film was enough of a box office suc...
Maine Root Pumpkin Pie Soda – Mini-Review
My coworker Jason was kind enough to enable my pumpkin spice addiction by bringing in a couple bottles of Maine Root Pumpkin Pie soda. The soda seemed a little divisive around ...
Westworld, Episode 2, ‘Chestnut’ Review
“Are you real?” “Well, if you can’t tell, does it matter?”
HBO did the world a kindness and granted early entry to Westworld episode 2 on Friday, a full two days early, likely o...
Westworld Premiere: “The Original” Review
That question, the question you're not supposed to ask. I'm getting an answer you're not supposed to know. Would you like to know the question?
Humanity is a sticky wicket. What...
Blair Witch (2016) – Movie Review
Blair Witch was released on September 16th, 2016. It did not exactly set the world on fire. Expected to open to a $20 million dollar box office, the film fell short of that goal by...
Horror Block – August 2016 – Unboxing and Review
It's that time again, folks. The August 2016 Horror Block has made its way from wherever the hell it is these things come from (Some say Kansas, others say Canada) all the way to t...
Found Footage 3D – Movie Review – HUMANSTEIN FOR DAILY GRINDHOUSE
As some of you may be aware, I recently accepted a contributor position over at DailyGrindhouse.com, "Tough Films For The Rough Crowd". I'm overjoyed at this opportunity for a numb...
Don’t Breathe – Movie Review
Brutal. Tense. Scary.
These are words film critics bandy around quite a bit, especially in the world of genre films. Every horror film released in the year 2016 seems to have be...
Strawberry Tiny Toast – Cereal Review
Toast, but tiny. Toast, but cereal. Tiny Toast Cereal.
One might look at Tiny Toast cereal and think to yourself, "Big whoop! A toast cereal! We've got Cinnamon Toast Crunch AND...