Australians have Guardians of the Galaxy Doritos. Once I became aware of that, they needed to be mine. Find out how they are in the Humanstein review.
My coworker Jason was kind enough to enable my pumpkin spice addiction by bringing in a couple bottles of Maine Root Pumpkin Pie soda. The soda seemed a little divisive around the office, and I can definitely see why, but I personally quite enjoyed it. Opening the bottle I’m immediately greeted by very strong spice […]
As you may well know, I am both a connoisseur of terrible foods and a tastemaker. There is no other reason why I received death threats over my article about why pineapple on pizza is disgusting. The only reason that could have happened is because I must be a tastemaker of such renown and import that […]
Welcome to the first Humanstein Mini-Review! This is for little goodies that don’t quite fit the mold as far as depth and detail that I normally go into with my reviews. Simpler things. Simple fun. Like Halloween candy. First things first, I’m a sucker for Halloween candy. Not just the candy that’s given out on […]
Toast, but tiny. Toast, but cereal. Tiny Toast Cereal. One might look at Tiny Toast cereal and think to yourself, “Big whoop! A toast cereal! We’ve got Cinnamon Toast Crunch AND French Toast Crunch in this world. That is enough toast based cereal!” I argue that not only are you wrong, but you’re dismissing something […]
When word broke about Burger King’s Mac N’ Cheetos in late June there was panic. Chaos. Violence in the streets. Er, in the tweets. People were repulsed. Obesity in America was decried. People just generally got their dander up because somebody was going to fry some macaroni. Those people are spoilsports, fuddyduddies and losers. I […]
Back in the hazy year of 2003, when Hillary Duff was successful and famous enough to have both a television series and a feature film, Coca-Cola introduced the world to Sprite Tropical Remix. Sprite Tropical Remix was a blend of the regular lemon-lime flavor of Sprite with pineapple flavor and some other unidentifiable tropical flavors. […]
When I stumbled across Cap’n Crunch’s Caramel Popcorn Crunch Cereal in my local Target last week I was under the impression that I’d come across a brand new Cap’n Crunch flavor. This is not the case. A little digging reveals that this cereal actually first hit shelves about a year ago. Cereal has a pretty long shelf […]