Back in the hazy year of 2003, when Hillary Duff was successful and famous enough to have both a television series and a feature film, Coca-Cola introduced the world to Sprite Tropical Remix. Sprite Tropical Remix was a blend of the regular lemon-lime flavor of Sprite with pineapple flavor and some other unidentifiable tropical flavors. […]
Month: June 2016

The Shallows – Review
“What was once in the deep is now in the shallows.” I’ve got a confession to make: I watch a lot of shark movies. I’m a big fan of sharks both fictional and real. I like the idea that there are these powerful, incredibly strong beings in our world that border on the monstrous. I […]

Cap’n Crunch’s Caramel Popcorn Crunch Cereal Review
When I stumbled across Cap’n Crunch’s Caramel Popcorn Crunch Cereal in my local Target last week I was under the impression that I’d come across a brand new Cap’n Crunch flavor. This is not the case. A little digging reveals that this cereal actually first hit shelves about a year ago. Cereal has a pretty long shelf […]

Sperry x Jaws – Striper Slip On Review
The kings of preppy footwear have teamed up with the king of shark movies, Jaws, this summer to produce a line of high quality nautical terror themed shoes. Jaws is unquestionably my favorite shark movie, and it’s honestly pretty damn high on my list of all time favorite films horror or not, so these beautiful, ridiculous shoes […]

Netflix and Kill – June 2016
Ready for some more Netflix recommendations? This month we’re taking a look at four oft overlooked gems that are just itching to be added to your Netflix Instant queue. June’s not a huge month for new horror additions on Netflix, but there are definitely still plenty of great horror movies in that overgrown horror section. There […]

The Conjuring 2 – Review
James Wan’s The Conjuring proved that the studio horror movie isn’t as dead as a lot of horror fans and critics, including myself, would have had you believe. Studio horror has had a pretty rough track record over the last few years, as the studio system seems content to rely on formulaic remakes and retreads, […]

Let’s Talk About: Limited Edition Hamburgers
Nothing gets me more excited than weird hamburgers. Sometimes all it takes to get me worked up into a froth is a themed hamburger, it doesn’t even necessarily have to be weird. The world is generally unkind to strange and unique hamburgers, and even more so when those hamburgers come from a fast food restaurant. […]

The 10 Best Cartoon Bands Of All Time
The world is a wonderful place full of real music, but sometimes real music just doesn’t cut it. Sometimes you need the pure and totally uncut wonder that comes from the brief glimpse of a cartoon band. Maybe in a comic, maybe in an animated film, but a band that’s so larger than life, so […]

It’s Already Shark Week At 7/11 – Shark Week Doughnut Review
Anyone who knows me even marginally well knows that I love food that’s bad for me (particularly of the limited edition variety) and monsters of any kind. I’d argue that sharks are the best kind of monster. They’re powerful, they ride the line between beauty and terror, and they’re deeply misunderstood. For me, that’s the […]