Junk Food
I do terrible things to my body so you don’t have to.
Super Nova Doritos Review | Guardians of the Galaxy Doritos
Australians have Guardians of the Galaxy Doritos. Once I became aware of that, they needed to be mine. Find out how they are in the Humanstein review.
REVIEW: Brightside Skittles | Humanstein Candy Review
Are the Brightside Skittles sitting in the shadow of Cauldron Skittles or do they forge their own path?
7-Eleven Gingerbread Latte – Coffee Review
The first Humanstein junk food review of the season is here! Is the 7 Eleven Gingerbread Latte worth its weight in candy or is it just another fruitcake? Find out in the Humanstein...
Maine Root Pumpkin Pie Soda – Mini-Review
My coworker Jason was kind enough to enable my pumpkin spice addiction by bringing in a couple bottles of Maine Root Pumpkin Pie soda. The soda seemed a little divisive around ...
5 Food Trends That Need To Die
As you may well know, I am both a connoisseur of terrible foods and a tastemaker. There is no other reason why I received death threats over my article about why pineapple on p...
Cauldron Skittles – Humanstein Mini Review
Welcome to the first Humanstein Mini-Review! This is for little goodies that don't quite fit the mold as far as depth and detail that I normally go into with my reviews. Simpler th...
Strawberry Tiny Toast – Cereal Review
Toast, but tiny. Toast, but cereal. Tiny Toast Cereal.
One might look at Tiny Toast cereal and think to yourself, "Big whoop! A toast cereal! We've got Cinnamon Toast Crunch AND...
Mac N’ Cheetos – Review
When word broke about Burger King’s Mac N’ Cheetos in late June there was panic. Chaos. Violence in the streets. Er, in the tweets. People were repulsed. Obesity in America was dec...
Sprite Tropical Mix (Sprite Remix) – Review
Back in the hazy year of 2003, when Hillary Duff was successful and famous enough to have both a television series and a feature film, Coca-Cola introduced the world to Sprite Trop...
Cap’n Crunch’s Caramel Popcorn Crunch Cereal Review
When I stumbled across Cap’n Crunch’s Caramel Popcorn Crunch Cereal in my local Target last week I was under the impression that I'd come across a brand new Cap'n Crunch flavor. Th...