The internet is tearing itself apart over whether Blade Runner is a great film. This is why.
May comes after January, right? Alright, so maybe I got a little off track. I think the Hype Calendar is a good idea and I’m going to start doing it again. Above you can find all sorts of goodies to get excited about in May, from the return of Twin Peaks to Get Out on […]
Happy Valentines Day, happy Humanstein readers! As a special treat for everyone, I’ve made a set of Humanstein Valentine composed of various things that I love in an effort to help you express your love! Below you’ll find a full sheet of printable Humanstein Valentines as well as individual versions of each of the 9, count ’em 9 […]
Ho, ho ho, happy Humanstein readers! It’s been a little bit since I wrote up my Horror Block but I’m back with a review and unboxing of what very well may be my favorite Block of the year! The December 2016 Horror Block is chock full of fun holiday spookums and I couldn’t be happier. […]
As you may well know, I am both a connoisseur of terrible foods and a tastemaker. There is no other reason why I received death threats over my article about why pineapple on pizza is disgusting. The only reason that could have happened is because I must be a tastemaker of such renown and import that […]
I eat a lot of food. I seek out the novel, the unique, and the unlikely. I am a cosmonaut exploring a wide galaxy of flavor, texture, and artificial food coloring. I long for the thrill of a new hamburger, I hunger for the excitement of limited edition cereal. These desires are frequently satisfied, but […]
We live in a beautiful world, one full of choice, variety, and pizza. A charmed world. A world where everyone is free to put whatever they want on their pizza. However, some people take this freedom too far. Some people can’t be trusted to make good pizza decisions. These people have been lead astray by […]
Pokemon Go was released a couple days ago and it’s pretty much taken the internet by storm in an interesting way. The key difference between Pokemon Go and any of the other internet memes and trends of late is that it’s getting folks off of the internet and out into the real world. Folks of […]
The world is a wonderful place full of real music, but sometimes real music just doesn’t cut it. Sometimes you need the pure and totally uncut wonder that comes from the brief glimpse of a cartoon band. Maybe in a comic, maybe in an animated film, but a band that’s so larger than life, so […]
Yesterday, the internet lost it’s mind about Ghostbusters (2016). While I wish it was because Twitter has a new Ghostbusters emoji if you hashtag Ghostbusters, it wasn’t. It was a bunch of gross sexism.