New Post @ True Superhero Fans: WE DID IT: WITH PATTINSON & DANO IN THE BATMAN, SUPERHERO MOVIES HAVE FINALLY DEFEATED INDEPENDENT FILM

Rejoice, Humanstein fans. I’m back over at True Superhero Fans with another satirical post skewering superhero movie news and film fandom in general.

An excerpt:

Rejoice, True Superhero Fans! We’ve done it! With the casting of both Robert Pattinson (Every “Independent Movie” Since 2011, Those Dumb Girl Movies About Sparkly Vampires) and Paul Dano (Every Other “Independent Movie” Since 2006, Cowboys & Aliens) in Matt Reeves’ The Batman (2021) superhero movies have finally defeated “Independent Film” and its “cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being”.

Read the full post over at True Superhero Fans.

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Nathan is a film writer, an aspiring filmmaker, and a junk food enthusiast. He's also the founder of Humanstein.com and loves a good cup of coffee.