Rejoice, Humanstein fans. I’m back over at True Superhero Fans with another satirical post skewering superhero movie news and film fandom in general.
Rejoice, True Superhero Fans! We’ve done it! With the casting of both Robert Pattinson (Every “Independent Movie” Since 2011, Those Dumb Girl Movies About Sparkly Vampires) and Paul Dano (Every Other “Independent Movie” Since 2006, Cowboys & Aliens) in Matt Reeves’ The Batman (2021) superhero movies have finally defeated “Independent Film” and its “cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being”.