New Post @ True Superhero Fans: EXCLUSIVE: KEVIN FEIGE’S ‘STAR WARS’ IS THE ORIGIN OF FODESINBEED ANNODUE, THAT TWO-HEADED ALIEN THAT DOES PODRACING COMMENTARY

Nat Allmen (me) is back with another satirical post over at True Superhero Fans, the internet’s hottest new superhero movie news parody site. This time I’m skewering Kevin Feige, everyone’s favorite hat-wearing megalomaniac.

Feige had apparently discussed a foray into the galaxy far far away universe in a late summer meeting with Kathleen Kennedy and studio co-chairmen Alan Horn and Alan Bergman, and TSFO can confirm via an exclusive source, that that Star Wars film will be an in-depth, 3-hour exploration of everyone’s favorite podracing commentary team, Fodesinbeed Annodue, also known as Fode and Beed.

While not much is known, one thing’s for sure: we’ll all feel a sense of cultural obligation to go see it, and if we don’t feel enthused after being inundated with 18 relentless months of marketing we’ll definitely feel like we’re losing a fundamental connection to something that was incredibly important to our childhoods.

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Nathan is a film writer, an aspiring filmmaker, and a junk food enthusiast. He's also the founder of Humanstein.com and loves a good cup of coffee.